Spent the entire day preparing for the arrival of mrs Clarke-Trevis. We now have 6 wardrobes in 2 of the bedrooms which should hopefully give us enough room to house her expansive collection of underwear. I just hope that the further 3 cases which will accompany the wife will find have places to live….

I bloody love Hallowe’en me.  Its like my Christmas.  Nothing but fun and silliness and no mention of anything I object to.  Mills drew her own face on her pumpkin and we scooped it out together having loads of fun round nannies.  She went into nursery in her new Cinderella outfit courtesy of Ron and Pat (thanks again) looking great and [...]

Thu 05 Nov 2009.  Remember, remember the 5th of November;  airplanes,  doughnuts and pop…..that’s right folks, you guessed it.  My wife is FINALLY coming home and has asked for a tray of fresh Krispy Kreme doughnuts from the departures lounge and some Lucosade to welcome her back into the country that she will soon call [...]

I was sitting here minding my own business watching the Godfather part III when a very excited Californian called to say these immortal words: Your application has been approved and the visa has been issued. Please check your visa immediately on receipt to ensure that we have completed your visa correctly. Ow yes!!!  At last [...]

Last night my wife NOT ONLY got free tickets to see U2 in Los Angeles, NOT ONLY stood near Barbara ‘Mecha’ Streisand but also stood very near to David Beckham (and his security team) during the show.  As much as I don’t like U2 these days, I would loved to have seen the gig.  Bono, [...]

Yesterday Cuzin Andy and I went to visit our Great Uncle (Her) Bert Clarke who for a 92 year old is surprisingly focused and energetic.  Me and Grandad Ernie went through his war years a few weeks ago and we went through Google maps to find the place names and correct old memories to try [...]

I’ve just caught myself spooning milk out of a bowl of  Shredded wheat into my Saturday morning cuppa tea because I ran out of milk, listening to Iron Maiden on Spotify really loud all with long greasy hair and an unshaven face…I think it’s time my wife came home now and gave me a reason to [...]

Friday was the 10th anniversary of the death of my Nanny Ag.  Today we (Me and Millie) went up to the cemetery on our way back from a visit with Grandad Ernie and paid our respects.  As I explained to Millie why I was upset and who my Nanny was, she was she turned to me and [...]

All this week my wisdom teeth and been playing me up. I went to the dentists and she said they can’t do anything for another 6 months. Its weird because they have moved so all the rest have to. The upshot is that me teeth don’t fit together and then sharpen themselves against each other. [...]

Whenever I think wouldn’t it be great if I could do that on my phone, someone has and for free! This is written on a wordpress application on my phone. Yay!