The car that is. Not a dance off contest. It’s not on. I didn’t just get served. Just the car is on – ebay. If that particular joke went whizzing over your head then you should watch more SouthPark and cut down on whatever you do that stops you.

I suppose it’s only fitting that in the same week as Neds Atomic Dustbin come back with a new single Hibernation, my telly dies. AND I live in Stourbridge (hometown of the Neds)…AND I was only saying on Sunday how much I’d like it stop working and get a new one before the World Cup. [...]

Well, it’s begun…. For the the next 13 weeks (well until the baby arrives), I’ve now lost Jodie to the addicition that is known as Big Brother. If ever I needed a reason to finish all the jobs round the house, I guess I have a pretty good one now that I can’t sit in [...]

With a bit of luck those b*stards at BT will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes!!!!!

Jodie has now left work to begin her maternity leave. She’s got a week chock full of reading magazines, surfing the net, watching Trisha, going to an aqua natal class, maybe a trip to Mothercare…..poor thing.  The house is ready for the new arrival too: new block paving on the drive, new side gate, entrance [...]

She’s from Wolves and full of herself – the ‘Badger‘.  I didn’t watch any of the series but heard that a local lass was in the final so I thought I’d watch it….Within seconds I guessed who would win – and it wasn’t going to be badgerbadgerbadger…

UKTVG2 are showing pretty much all of the Mighty Boosh episodes on an evening which is pleasing me greatly …. I’d forgotten just how much funnier the first series was… I’ve bought a new wireless gateway which means that now I can do laptop stuff in bed without the flippin network dropping every 10 minutes. [...]